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motherofintention · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:21 am

i still think Helena looks gorgeous though even as Bellatrix so take it as a compliment if i were you

Lotty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:39 pm

Aww bless you... it's more the expression I think... :oops:

mind you, rather her than Voldermort. :shock:

GB · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:37 pm

too true

Darling son number 1 came in the other morning and asked - to his still dozing parents - "Why are there silly women on telly with no clothes on?"

:shock:

Rocketed out of bed to find Hard bodied Vixens doing odd "sports" :roll:

He was (and still is) quite vexed when I turned it off, he was saying "But they had things on their nipples and little patches on their girl bumps so they wernt REALLY naked mummy!!!!! and I didnt get to see them wrestle in MUD :!:

"

He is 7 so wasnt expecting this argument so soon :lol:

motherofintention · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:34 am

GB -

thankyou to your ds for raising a much needed smile this morning.

bam snuck into my bed this morning, whispered he loved me and then kissed me to wake me up because i am his princess :love:

ecomumof2 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:02 pm

my eldest son asked me (whilst pulling his school shirt collar out of his sweater)

"mummy why have I got a collar when only dogs and cats have collars?" :help:

lol.

jennyr · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:19 pm

GB, I seem to have got off lightly! Watching Strictly Come Dancing with Domi (nearly 2): 'There's a lady got no trousers on!'

Lotty · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:32 pm

I just got back with Jack, he was doing a little speech for next year's prospective year 7s about his experience so far... anyhoo.. he got to.."..and I've recently joined rubbing club, which I really enjoy........" :shock:

you could hear the tumble weed blowing round the silent room.. :lol:

and a few very worried expressions.. :lol:

jan66 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:33 pm **Posts:** 256

Last week I took my kids to a theme park. Sam (7) loved the pirate ship ride. Afterwards we went to buy a drink and he said to the girl behind the counter: that pirate ship ride is soooo cool. I liked it so much, my willy went stiff, and boy did that hurt!! :oops:

columbusrat · **Posted:** Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:18 pm

greentwinsmummy · **Posted:** Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:08 am

omg Jan that just made me splutter my tea :lol:

ejt1974 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:00 am

Jan you must have been mortified!!!

Mrs O · **Joined:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:09 am **Posts:** 164

Aww that was hilarious, i have tears running down my face from laughing. priceless :clap:

motherofintention · **Posted:** Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:01 pm

The other Friday Bam insisted on wearing some Noddy pants which he found in the back of his drawer. Later he was out walking the dogs with Oz and had the following conversation.

Bam: I love you.

Oz: I love you too Bam.

Bam: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my pants.

:wtf:

lizzie44 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:52 pm

Just love that last one M.O.I. Love Lizzie

Billy Rhomboid · **Posted:** Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:57 pm

"ABCDEFG,
HIJK Lemon Lemon Tea"

Leo proudly reciting his alphabet.

jan66 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:33 pm **Posts:** 256

motherofintention wrote:

The other Friday Bam insisted on wearing some Noddy pants which he found in the back of his drawer. Later he was out walking the dogs with Oz and had the following conversation.

Bam: I love you.

Oz: I love you too Bam.

Bam: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my pants.

:wtf:

I love that, only kids can love their pants like that. Dont want to get all religious by Jesus somewhere says that only if you have the heart of a child or something like it you will get into heaven. Made me think of that. This sort of thing just reminds me of how brilliant kids are.

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